Billy Zane -- New Toilet Technology is Total Crap

Billy Zane is far too qualified for an intellectual convo about a Japanese briefcase/portable toilet -- but luckily we have a newsroom full of people ready to talk tech ... well, most of 'em are.Check out TMZ on TV -- click here to see your local…

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