Chupacabra-Like Animal Won't Be Necropsied -- Texas Can't Handle the Truth!

Move over grassy knoll ... there's a new conspiracy in town -- animal regulators in Texas REFUSE to necropsy the dead animal some believe to be a Chupacabra.Mike Cox (yes, really) from the Texas Parks and Wildlife Dept. tells TMZ ... there's no…

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