Mike Vick -- I'M IN THE STAND-UP COMEDY BIZ

Mike Vick wants to be the next King of Comedy -- at least, behind the scenes -- and that's why he's throwing his first major stand-up event, the Michael Vick Comedy Explosion ... TMZ Sports has learned. The New York Jets QB announced he's…

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